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Never thought I'd be one of those bitches on tumblr but somehow I am ;p

I still don’t know how to accept compliments without either sounding cocky or unappreciative 

virginityonhigh:

can’t wait for the generation of grandmas with winged eyeliner

megustamemes:

We live in a world full of deception.

freelioness:

#HigherAwakening #Youniverse #eyefeelyou #Eyeseeyou #soulAdventurer ✨

freelioness:

#HigherAwakening #Youniverse #eyefeelyou #Eyeseeyou #soulAdventurer ✨

heyangelface:

sherlockandmoriar-tea:

I’m just waiting for a Supernatural episode where God shows up like

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I just pictured Chuck doing this and his first line back is, “I JUST WENT OUT FOR TOILET PAPER!”

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

i just realized that i have a roommate and its april fools im going to turn a bunch of things in the house upside down and hide dinosaurs everywhere goodnight

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now we wait

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she just walked in and didnt even fucking care. didnt bother to turn anything over. just sat on the floor. shes been eating that burrito for 15 minutes

herhmione:

pussy-destroyer3000:

can-i-be-your-favorite-bird:

it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it

I’m not even a lesbian but this made me laugh

r u sure pussy-destroyer3000

lewuis:

do you ever take a good picture of yourself and use it for everything and then look at it one day and ur like omg this is actually worst picture ever